Apparently, some Photoshop users found the time to skewer dumpy man on the streets and publicity whore Greg Parker. Adam Frucci of the Gizmodo blog solicited these images from users early this week and here are the frightening results.
My favorite result is where someone used a clip from the Star Trek: TNG episode “Conspiracy” and have Picard and Riker phaser him until his head explodes.
I wonder what Parker’s going to do with his iPhone once he’s purchased it. Sell it on e-Bay, perhaps, complete with Parker DNA (eeeeww!). He’s soliciting donations on his hardly updated blog about the experience. Dude, if you want blog readers to pony up some cash, you got to give some content. Talk about how stinky you’ve become and how you probably would pee your pants (or worse) rather than give up your place in line. At least the friend of yours who set up the blog should have the decency to get you to dictate updates.
Update:
New York Times reports on the sale of iPhones in 5th Ave Apple Store, Manhattan. Everyone’s favorite Photoshop target is pictured with two iPhones. The donations must have come through. Stay tuned on eBay…
Update 6/30/07:
Read Fredo’s account of the iPhone sale in DC.
