Posts Tagged: celebrities


26
Oct 07

Some More What the Buck?

Buck has posted his first celebrity interview on his website blog. I’ll give a couple of clues. Her comment about the Pope is “Queen, please!” She makes the flight attendant nervous when he’s selling Asian Chicken salads down the aisle. At the hospital, she was once traumatized by Gwen, whose announcement is best not repeated. Oh, and her mother told her she didn’t need to use glue. She could just use rice! That was too much, but you could have guessed who she was from the first or second clue.

Watch it, it’s a lot of fun.

Now here’s the latest What the Buck?! Yes, it’s random, but the best is saved for last, showing how deliciously frakked up Buck’s humor is.


25
Oct 07

What The Buck: Crazy Black Lady Edition

Buck takes some fun as usual potshots at some of my favorite people. One’s easy to guess, but she’s not the funnest target, but funny nonetheless. I’m not telling any names, just watch and find out.

Buck has finally got his shit together with the non-YouTube/non-MySpace website. Here it is: http://www.buckhollywood.com. Check it out, enjoy.


30
May 07

Funny Bjork Quote

Chris has posted a funny quote from Bjork. I love Bjork (at least her music, anyway) and some of the daffy things she does (it’s safe to say Chris doesn’t like her at all). Then, there are the overall daft things she says, such as an example mentioned by my cyber-pal:

“I cannot imagine anything better than having a conversation about giraffes and why they are not blue.”

I have to admit, I’m laughing my arse off at that one. At least she isn’t bitch-slapping reporters in Bangkok.

BTW,
Bjork’s new album is fantastic!


21
May 07

Tyra Banks Goes Insane Again (a fantasy)

Ever since I saw the clip of Tyra Banks going bonkers over Vaseline, I’ve had this perverse fantasy of being in the studio audience when she announces that she’s going to give everyone a very special gift.

Tyra: I’m about to reveal my biggest driving secret ever!!!
Audience: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Tyra: Yes!!! Yes!!! Yesss!!!
Audience: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Tyra: During the commercial break, we had some really hunky guys give you some special boxes and inside these boxes are my SUPER DUPER drive and anything gift!!!
Audience: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Tyra: On the count of three, I want you all to open them. Drumroll, PLEASE!!! (drumroll and crowd screams) ONE! TWO! THREE! OPEN THEM!!! OPEN THEM!!! OPEN THEM!!! OPEN THEM!!!
Audience: (opens boxes) WOOOOOHHHH!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAH!
Tyra: IT’S A PARTY, Y’ALL!!! (waves arm holding out a card) It’s a one year supply of GASOLINE!!!
Audience continues to scream in a frenzy.
Tyra: (points finger to audience member) YOU GET GASOLINE! (to another) YOU GET GASOLINE! (to me) YOU GET GASOLINE! (to another and another, going on for a while) YOU GET GASOLINE!
Audience screams even more.
Tyra: THESE JUST AREN’T ANY CARDS OF GASOLINE!!! BE BEDAZZLED!!! (waves card in the air) THIS GASOLINE (card) IS GOOD FOR ONE WHOLE YEAR!!!!
Audience: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Tyra: I love it!!! I pump it morning, noon, and night! YOUR WILDEST DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE!!!!!!!!
Audience screams in approval and Tyra joins in. She soon falls to the floor and starts kicking up her feet.


12
May 07

Eureka! (what more can I say?)

I would happily hold this man’s gun. I tried to find a picture of Colin Ferguson from More Tales of the City (some swimsuit action), but this will have to do.


5
May 07

Isaiah Washington works with GLOOM

Isaiah Washington will work with GLAAD to do a public service announcement, the nature of which is uncertain. In the meantime, here’s a spoof I found on Funny or Die, courtesy of Tickles.tv.
isaiah washington’s apology


2
May 07

Dora gets a phone call from Alec Baldwin

The juxtaposition of sweet Dora the Explorer getting an asinine phone call from Alec Baldwin is hilarious! Dude, I know you’ve apologized countless times for this foot in mouth incident, but you should have thought about it when you called your daughter. Now, someone’s used that message to make you look like you’re being abusive to a very nice cartoon character.
Alec Baldwin Calls Dora the Explorer


30
Apr 07

Spartan Beefcake Fix


This morning’s broadcast comes to you courtesy of Hunk du Jour: Gerard Butler of 300.


28
Apr 07

I Read About You On Page Six, They Were Trashing Your @$$

Girl, please shut your mouth before it’s too late. Maybe it is:
Rosie Grosses Out Media Elite on Page Six.


27
Apr 07

ShindoTV’s YouTube Freak Discovery


I was looking through the Tyra gallery on YouTube when I stumbled upon this. I haven’t decided if I love or hate Buck, but I just can’t stop watching, especially as he dishes the dirt on Tyra and ANTM. My overall feeling is that it’s like a trainwreck.