teaching


15
Dec 07

Soma Holiday? I Wish

Chris is a lot like my friend Scott in that he’s pretty adept at creating lurid scenarios with me as the main character, like he did at the beginning of his Project Runway recap. He has me recovering from my end of the semester in a Tijuana skin bar, whatever that is.

If my life was only so interesting. In reality, I’ve been drowning in papers, trying to wrap things up for that one class I so want to put behind me, and then I have finals for the classes at the urban college. On Thursday, I had to turn in grades for the college out in the mountainous desert area, and I had to turn in other documentation, such as the grade ledger and attendance. I learned my lesson for the future – be more organized with that stuff.

I still have stuff to grade for the other classes – term papers for the critical thinking class and a final for the grammar class. I am having an informal wrap for the critical thinking class, which should be fun. They were difficult as a group in the beginning, but I’ve developed a good relationship with them, especially after Felicia was out of the class.

On Thursday night, I had to give the basic composition class their in-class essay final. The department at the urban college gives a writing prompt related to two assigned readings. I must go over the readings in at least three class sessions to prepare them. Several of my students took part in discussing the readings. Others ditched or left early when we were going over the readings and the topic, and I have a feeling that it will show. Yesterday, I took part in a department wide gradathon in which people who teach this course, plus some, went into grading triage. We could grade everyone’s but our own. It took a few hours, but it got done. I don’t think I can look at them right now.

A few hours later, there was a department party at one of the professor’s house. Lots of good food and some wine, which I really needed. I drank enough to unwind. I also had a few conversations with instructors and professors about the semester overall. Tomorrow night is the party for the English department at the east county college.

Changing the subject, I’m at the point where I need a haircut. It’s simply a matter of calling the salon and setting up an appointment with the guy who cuts my hair. He does great work and I always feel great after he’s done. I’ve let the craziness of my life manifest itself in my hair. If I let my grow long, it gets very wavy and out of control. Strangely enough, this comes from my mother side of the family (which is Okinawan), and I get this trait from my grandmother (which skips generations).

I could get some clippers and buzz all of my hair off, but I’m not a buzz kind of guy. I always like to have some hair, even if I’ve never cared for wavy/curly hair. When I was four years old, my father tried to give me a haircut and wound up shearing me bald. I wore a cap for a month, even wearing it to bed, and I never forgot it. I’ve done buzzes from time to time, but I’ve never stuck with it. It’s only been good for if I got bored with my hair or if I needed a cure from a bleachjob (which happened only once).

With this guy who does my hair, I don’t need to fear a bad haircut. I’ve had my share of bad haircuts since childhood (starting with my dad) and barbers and others who just could not cut my hair. The worst were people who think you can’t mess up on curly hair. I’d know the difference, so I hear someone talk like this, it’s time to move on.

Gotta get a haircut soon.


10
Dec 07

Hallelujah, ‘Tis Done!

I wish. Only my term papers for that one class are done. I still have one more essay, which shouldn’t take too much time. All I keep telling myself is that I won’t see them again, especially as a group. Wine (in copious amounts) and brie are definitely needed.

I also have papers and finals for the other courses and grades to turn in.

Friend, fellow teacher, blogger, and post card artist Rob went on a rant similar to mine a few days ago. The variations he presents are humorous, but also in more detail. He provides an image of what a Works Cited page should look like. Check it out and keep reading to the end, as he has some cookies to give out. Actually, it’s a recipe, but it sounds yummy.

Gotta get back to work. Shindo out.


6
Dec 07

The past few days…

I haven’t posted in a few days. It wasn’t due to having a boring week. There was one thing of note which I want to get into, and classes have been stressful, especially one. I’ve been backlogged on the term papers and another essay for this freshman composition class. A little more on that later. Plus, most of my holiday shopping is over.

I got to meet Chris this past Saturday. I actually had a very good time hanging out with him and showing him about town. As he mentioned in his post, it was finally nice to meet someone I’ve been corresponding with for the past few months. Actually, it’s been a good part of the year. He does have the same kind of biting wit that’s displayed in his blog, but he’s definitely a good guy. We had some good conversations as we got acquainted in real time.

Brian’s was diner where we ate and hung out for a while before heading to Sole Luna in Downtown for a couple of beers. Chris said it best about Brian’s being the gayest diner in San Diego and mentioning the P-Flag mom and her son walking in for dinner. Of course, Brian’s is also one of those gastronomically incorrect places, as many 1950′s styled diners are, and even the modern menu items aren’t good for your waistline. Not the place to be if you’re a skinny bitch on a diet.

Sole Luna
is near where I used to live in Downtown, so I still know many of the people in Cortez Hill. Chris got to meet a few including Karen, who stuck around for a bit and was actually good company.

The next time Chris is in town, I’ll have to take him to one of our several outlet malls if he has an afternoon free. I’m definitely game to seeing Austin in the future, especially to see if it lives up to its reputation as one of the weirdest cities in the US. Plus, I’ll definitely take up Chris’s offer to show me around town.

I’m in the midst of grading hell with the freshman compostion class. Somehow, I can’t seem to move fast enough when it comes to their papers. Most of them are done. They’re not great, but what can I expect from term papers. I take the first comment back. Some of them are very good, but others are not. The thing that gets me are that many of the papers don’t conform to MLA (Modern Language Association) style (despite having gone over it with the class and even giving them a handout of where to look in their reference books for what they need to do). For the future, I have to figure out how much of this problem is me and how I go over it, and how much they’re paying attention. Regarding this class, I never saw a pen move when I went over MLA style or anything else for that matter

I had the final class session with another class this morning. This one was at the school out in the mountains. I brought some coffee (Starbuck’s traveler) and some of my students brought some goodies. It was an informal wrap, and I felt really good about seeing this class off into the next semester. I’ll miss them for sure (can’t say the same for the other class, though I’ll be happy to see some of them on an individual basis).

I picked up some DVD’s this week. BSG’s Razor was released on DVD this Tuesday, and there are some additional scenes, but no healthy sex as I hoped. Maybe I’ll recap it later. Kenneth Branagh’s Hamlet was released as a DVD some time ago, and all I can say is, “About time.”

I saw Project Runway last night and I’ll do my recap tomorrow. Culture clash and meltdown (easy to guess between who) in this episode.


29
Nov 07

Is It Over Yet?

I’m stealing the title of Chris’s post, but it’s appropriate.

This latter half of the year I returned to teaching. Over the summer, I took on a job teaching at a private language school. I liked the students and my coworkers (including the director), but it was also the most temp-like job I’ve ever had. I also taught a summer class at the urban community college and it was a good getting my feet wet. I had taught for two and a half years (one year as a TA in grad school and one and a half years as an adjunct teacher) before I had a stint as a mailroom manager. That only lasted for five months before I got fired and spent a few months looking for a job. During that time, I worked every community community college I knew of in the county to get classes for the fall.

While I didn’t succeed with every college and English department chair I lobbied, I wound up with a decent workload at the schools that took me on. Actually, I took on a lot. Five classes were overwhelming, but I was happy to be working again. Also, there were things such as Christmas and a new computer to think about.*

Of course, returning to the classroom had its share of challenges. Some of the students were one. I’ve vented about this in some posts. The flow of papers was never ending. The hours were crazy, especially on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Driving to various schools and staying on top of all of them took a lot of time. God knows how much time I’ve spent in my car. I’ve found myself more and more fatigued as the semester comes to a close.

While I listed my cons first, it was not a bad experience overall. I liked most of the students I had this semester. That I could make grammar clearer for them (in some of my classes) was rewarding). Some of my students were fun, others were very interesting to talk, and some really got something out of it. I’ve given my headaches a lot of airtime, but I should have also taken the time to mention the great students as well.

I haven’t been a good blogger over the past few weeks. There would be a few days of blogging punctuated by a few more days of no posts. I have no plans to drop out of the blogosphere soon. August seemed to be month where there was a universal topic shortage. November, however, is not at all short of topics, yet it’s the worst month for me posting wise. That’s why I never put up the NaBloPoMo badge on my site. While NaNoWriMo sounds like fun, I haven’t had the time to crank out a shitty first draft of my great American novel. I even filmed a video log this past weekend, but I haven’t had the time nor energy to edit it. Wah, wah, wah.

It’ll all be over in a few weeks. Then, like the Pythian prophecy in BSG, it will all happen again in the spring.


14
Nov 07

A Bad Apple out of the Bushel

In one of my English Courses, there’s a student who’s a serious bitch. I’ll call her Felica. Definitely a spiritual sister of Mindy Shatner‘s, but not as smart. She’s got a loud mouth and is very opinionated, but she fails to think critically on the subjects at hand. Plus, she’s been habitually late, left class early, been absent for days at a time, and texted in class. Her behavior is one of those problems when you don’t put your foot down early.

Last week, I caught Felicia with her thumb on her mobile phone and sternly told her cell phone use and texting in class weren’t acceptable. Her reaction was “OK” as if it were no big deal, but she stopped.

Yesterday, Felicia committed the unpardonable sin. She pissed Shindo off*. Early in the class, while I was getting class started, I had to break up a conversation between her and a classmate. I told them to stop. I said, “If you’re not interested in this class, you can leave. The drop deadline is soon.” She smiled as if that didn’t apply to her, which pissed me off, and said, “Thanks for the information.”

After I got the class into a ten minute writing exercise, Felicia got up and and left. As she walked out, she crumpled up her copy of the homework assignment I gave at the beginning of class for the next day. The class went along so much better without her.

It’s safe to say I’ve seen the last of Felicia. Good riddance.

*she was committing this sin all along.


2
Nov 07

Feel Free To Mark Me Present

Being a teacher, I am always on the receiving end of student excuses. Some use the rare “mea culpa” card while others constantly cop out. At this point, I’m tired of them, even if they might be legitimate.

One dynamic duo has constantly strolled in late to my freshman composition course. The Bobbsey Twins, as I like to call them, casually walk in as if I don’t have a lateness policy in my syllabus. This week, I filled out some financial aid progress reports where I made notes on their progress and haphazard attendance. I also gave them copies of the progress report and noted that their constant tardiness is a highly disruptive factor in my course. Instead of owning up to it, they blamed it on transportation problems.

One “Bobbsey brother” claimed he e-mailed me an essay I never received. I looked through my e-mails and I couldn’t find anything matching the e-mail he gave me. I’m inclined to think he’s full of what the French call merde.

Then, here is a sampling of e-mails I got this week from absentee students*:

Mr. Evans I’m not going to able to make it to class today. I have a

dentist appointment. Thank you!!!

How convenient. I hope it involved lots and lots of Novocaine.

Mr evans. Im not gona make it into class today im not feeling well. Ill call a classmate to get what i miss. Feel free to mark me present.

Yeah, right! I only mark you present if you are present. An absence is an absence is an absence.

hello mr evens i missed class tonight because i am with my family there house burnt down. so i wanted to make sure they had me around to help i will see you on thursday please dont drop me from your class thank you joe student

It’s spelled Evans! It’s one of the most common surnames in the English language. Actually, Evans is a Welsh name and not a difficult one at that. There is not the excess of L’s, LL’s, and W’s, nor is there the absence of vowels. Actually, Evans has two common vowels and none of those consonants I just mentioned. I can’t see where anyone gets “Evens” from Evans at all. Enough of my name rant.

I know we’ve had a stressful week with the fires and many people’s homes did burn down this week in Southern California. I only have this young man’s word for his family home being a casualty of the recent disaster. However, it can be convenient to blame it on the fires and it would be inhumane of me not to accept the excuse.

In all the e-mails I’ve shown, I love the spelling errors and lack of punctuation. It’s not the first time I’ve received notes from students riddled with writing problems. Somehow, I wonder if these students feel any bit self conscious about it. Perhaps I should cultivate that Miranda Priestly kind of snobbery when it comes to use of the English language and rebuke those who abuse words, spelling, and grammar with gentle brutality.

*names and e-mail addresses withheld.


13
Oct 07

It’s A Rainy Day Here in San Diego

Wash

Finally! Day after day, month after month of dryness (we had one of our hottest and most arid summers this year!), it rains this morning. It’s a welcome change, but there’s no way I’m going anywhere (for the next hour or so, at least). San Diegans don’t know how to drive in the rain, especially right after it first starts.

As usual, the school week is exhausting. Part of what keeps me going is that I’m employed. I do like meeting new students and teaching them new things, though I can’t say that for all of them. There are some I will be glad that I’ll never have to deal with once the semester is over. I’ll remain vague on that right now. To get back to the positive, it is always nice when students in the lower level classes ask me if I’m teaching the next level course the following semester.

In the midst of commuting to the various schools, teaching, preparing, and grading papers (which seems to never end!), I have to find some ways to stay sane. I’m at a place where I want to do creative activities more and more, such as art and fiction writing. Also, taking more time to read what’s not on the curriculum helps foster that creativity. It’s so easy to put these things on the backburner, but I feel I’ll certainly be a better teacher for it if I make the time for myself.

In my spare time, I’ve gotten prolific on the postcards. As I mentioned earlier this week, I joined the Post Due Collective, and I’ve had fun doodling and making collages. I also got a postcard from Chris Gregori, who coordinates Post Due, and it’s really cool!
I also sent out some postcards. I sent this one to illustrator of the interesting postcard above:

To search is an obsession

I sent this one to Rob. I hope he likes the Gold Lady.

Gold Lady Post Card

This one went to Brandi, my friend from grad school who’s familiar with the Gold Lady:

Gold Lady 2

And this one goes out to Jack in Oceanside:

Japonaiserie 3

I hope you all enjoy these cards as much I have making them.

There’s a postcard swap coming up soon in the Post Due Collective. When I get the card from my swap partner, I’ll post it here. I’ll also post the one I send out to him or her.

If you’re interested in doing the postcard swap, you can go to Post Due dot Com. If you’re interested in getting postcards from me, e-mail me at shindotv at mac dot com. You can also send postcards to me at:

shinichi evans
PO Box 125003
san diego, ca 92112-5003


5
Oct 07

Siesta? I Wish!

If you’re one of those healthy yet perpetually underrested there’s plenty you can do to pay back your sleep debt. For starters, you can catch up on lost time. Take your mom’s advice and go to bed early. Turn off the TV a half hour earlier than usual. If you can’t manage to snooze longer at night, try to squeeze in a noonday nap. The best time for a siesta is between noon and three p.m., for about 30 to 60 minutes, according to Timothy Roehrs, director of research at the Sleep Disorders and Research Center at Henry Ford Hospital in Detroit. He advises against oversleeping on the weekend mornings to make up for a workweek of deprivation; later rising can disrupt your circadian rhythm, making it even harder to get a full night’s rest.
from “Sleeping Your Way To The Top” by Sora Song

I wish following these solutions were so easy. I went over Sora Song’s essay with its deliciously double entente title with my my students and we all agreed with her point that Americans are unrested. What she proposes in the tiny little paragraph above, however, didn’t seem so realistic according to our consensus. We’re all busy working for peanuts and going to school, and American culture does not shut down for siestas. This means lots of coffee, energy drinks (yuck!), and other methods of coping with lack of sleep.

I’ve had courses at insane hours (i.e. 7:00am), and I’ve been extremely busy with classes. There have been a few times over the summer where I meant to take a nap and it turned into late afternoon/all night sleepathon. I haven’t had the luxury of a killer nap this semester. Fridays, a day free of any courses, has been the sleep-in day of the fall season. Perhaps this throws off my circadian rhythms, but I have nowhere to go that day.

Finding time to do all those things and get some sleep – that’s the challenge. Hopefully, next semester is saner.


29
Sep 07

A Long Neglected Part of Their Education

Manners, that is. This week’s Miss Manners addresses the issue of rude students. An unidentified prof in Florida gave some colorful examples of his or her examples of ill mannered student responses, and this is what Miss Manners had to say:

QUESTION: How can I indicate that a student’s tone is inappropriate without being rude in return?

ANSWER: By saying so.

It is true Miss Manners spends many of her waking hours warning people against criticizing one another’s behavior outright — and yes, thank you, she sees the irony. (She offers instruction only upon request.)

But there are certain people who may properly insist on the etiquette of their domains: judges in courtrooms, parents in their households and teachers in their classrooms and offices. You cannot court-martial offenders, send them to their rooms or roam the campus handing out etiquette violations.

But you can insist on proper respect being maintained toward yourself and, for that matter, toward other students in your class. Think of it as a long-neglected part of their education. The reply to the cheeky remarks you quoted should be that you will discuss the matter when they address you in a civil fashion.

I suppose it is a teacher’s role to teach their students etiquette. Not the fork and knife kind, but simply how one addresses their superiors (yes, I used that word. Very Japanese of me) and behave as civilized adults.


28
Sep 07

Happy Friday

Good afternoon, viewers. Today is my weekday off from classes and I exercised my right to sleep in. On Tuesday and Thursdays, I usually wake up very early (around 4:00 am) as my first class is at 7:00am. I then teach a few late afternoon courses those days and then an evening course on Thursday. Needless to say, I’m always exhausted by the time I get to the Thursday night class and my students see it.

There are days I’m tempted to skip out on classes. I never do, though. Unless I’m sick and contagious (or simply not feeling well), I show up to work whether I feel like it or not. I can get over the mood and do my job.

Then there are the bad classes. I have one of those from time to time, and then a student from hell. I had one of the latter yesterday morning. I’m not going to give details (sorry!), though I don’t think this one is a permanent problem. It was enough to throw the rest of my day off and I wanted to call in sick to the other campus. However, I didn’t do that.

I gave my critical thinking class their new syllabus. They seem like a cool group, but I have this argumentative chick (yes, I’m using this word instead of girl or young woman) who revels in her mediocrity and seems content to drag the rest of the class down with her. She’s also one of those types who tries to manipulate the professor, largely through being an aggressive loudmouth. Why do I have a feeling she’s in for a rude awakening when she gets her final grade?

I hit it off with another student in the class after I started talking about Star Trek and minorities being represented on that show. Interestingly, his first and last names are those of Star Trek characters (though I don’t think his parents intended that). I can’t reveal it here.

Then I had to go on with my “math teaching.” This is my special term for teaching grammar. I went over run-on sentences in my last two classes of the day and then went over writing assignments. In the English Skills class, I always refer my students to the English Writing Center to see a tutor. Since this is an ongoing thing, they keep pressuring me to give them extra credit for taking the time to have a tutor help them outside of class. I keep telling them this will favorably factor in their grade, but it doesn’t keep them from pushing for those extra points.

By the time I went home, I was completely exhausted. I caught the tail end of Tim Gunn’s Guide to Style and then went to sleep shortly after. Special elixirs (i.e. a couple of glasses of wine) always help.

I didn’t think this would be such a long-ass post. Here’s a funny, but cheesy skit I found on YouTube from some Aussie guy. Talk about taking self-love to an extreme.

Happy Friday!