sex


7
Feb 09

Masters Degree…


Warning: Do not watch the video if you’re offended by talk about body parts, etc.

Gotta love public access TV and the people who broadcast on them. YouTube’s more or less supplanted that, but somewhere, there’s someone out there who’s captured some of the most whacked out moments on tape and then share it with the rest of us. Tamika shared this vid on Facebook, but it’s been around for a while.

Alexyss K. Tylor pontificates on the penis, which seems to start out ok, but quickly becomes an incoherent rant where she more or less repeats the same thing (she seems to have an obsession about rectums). Mainstream relationship experts like to trot out their credentials if available, but she has no degree. However, Tylor has “masters degree in being played by men, used by men, told everything I want to hear…”

Needless to say, not safe for work at all. This clip is a trainwreck for sure, one where you can’t stop laughing either. Funny thing is that Tylor’s guest/cohost/? (who doesn’t get in a word edge-wise) says she’s got to “stay prayed up… keep standing in the Lord.”


9
May 07

Paul & Frank

This broadcast on ShindoTV is brought to you this evening by The B-Squad.

This is for anyone who’s ever known a “straight” guy in denial about being gay, yet where and how they stick it (or get sticked) speaks loud and clear. This video is hilarious!

Warning: ending is a depiction of a “bum rush.”

Also, check it out on Funny or Die.


7
Apr 07

Touche on Savage Love

I just read this on the current issue of Savage Love:

What do you say on the “morning after” to friends you’ve slept with drunk that you would not sleep with sober? Say you pretty much blacked out and have little recollection of the sex, but they are joyful and thinking this is the beginning of something special. You, on the other hand, want to crawl out of your skin, shower until they are gone, and forget what you do remember. What do you say to them without hurting their feelings? Any advice?
One Too Many

Them? What do you say to them? How about “I have a drinking problem.” Because if you’re having blackout sex with friends you’re not attracted to frequently enough to toss a plural pronoun around so casually, OTM, booze is your problem, not sex.

I’ve known one or two “One Too Many’s,” names withheld. It’s always awkward.

What’s even worse if you have sex with someone you’d rather not when you’re sober. There’s just no excuse for that.