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Here is exhibit A. Or, this is what you need, dear paparrazo, as dirt on the Gold Lady. I won’t bore you with details about the trip, but here is an image of the phone the woman was holding as she walked past Wild Oats. While showing Toshio’s name on the display may have its risks, I cannot give out his phone number. Sorry, Kid A fans.

To the best of my guesses, this is what the Gold Lady was saying on the phone:

Hello Toshi, this is the Gold Lady. The Man with the 4-Way Hips is not with me. I’d love to meet you, but I I can’t. I have a Man. You’ve seen the tabloid headlines? Those are only rumors. I’ll kick Christian’s ass if it’s true. You absolutely have to meet me? Benny’s walking behind me. I think his brother understands what I’m saying, but he refuses to translate. I wasn’t expecting Benny to come to L.A. I don’t think they’re going to the Promenade right away. Let me get lost among the crowd so he’ll be hard pressed to find me. you think there’s something I’m not telling you? Well I can’t talk about it here if Benny’s brother isn’t minding his business. I’ll meet you at the caf� you were fond of when we were young and and flew from Tokyo to hang out during the day when we were in L.A. Jaa ne.

So what the hell was she doing drinking in L.A.?