After the Gold Lady and the Man with the 4-Way Hips went home, the Man asked the Gold Lady why she didn’t let him in on the action because he did, after all, help her defeat her arch-nemesis, the fake Gold Lady. She told him the 4-Way Hip movement he inherited from his unacknowledged father Elvis would have worked on Dr. Marcus if he pulled his pants down and did the 4-Way Hips Dance, then Dr. Marcus would have been dazzled, and he said no, he wouldn’t have done it. Besides, the Gold Lady added, she just had to do this by herself, that this was for Benny, even though she knew Benny was the Man’s friend too, and she wanted a fight out of Dr. Marcus, that way he knew if he fucked with her friends, he’d have to fuck with her too.
After they talked about it for a whil, the Gold Lady and the Man with the 4-Way Hips did what they did best—dance.
When they finally come for me in their Mercedes, I’m going to live with them, the Man is going to teach me his moves, and I’m going to meet a woman as strong and as classy as the Gold Lady. We will have lots of parties and Shin, Ella, and Madonna will be there, and I think I’d even invite Edmund, even though he’s not nice to me most of the time. Susan can come too, that way she can meet the Gold Lady and see she’s for real.
“Kid A” will be posted on October 13, 2008.
©2001-2008 shindotv
Tags: art, creative writing, drawing, Elvis, fiction, Madonna, Mercedes, metafiction, NSFW, Resplendence, the Gold Lady
