The Gold Lady (thanks to her neat pocket computer) found Dr. Marcus’s house just fine. When he opened the door to let the Gold Lady in, Dr. Marcus commented that his wife had a dress just liker hers. The Gold Lady replied that her dress is couture, thank you very much, that Issey Miyake made it for her personally, and that she does not buy her dresses off the rack, and then she yelled “Hi-yah!” and gave him a kick the way the guy in the Matrix kicked the bad guys.
Dr. Marcus cowered in the corner after she flung the mobile phone from her purse at his head, but she told him to get up, that she wasn’t going to just bitch slap him, that she drove some two hundred odd miles to make her trip worthwhile.
Dr. Marcus continued to cower in the corner, so the Gold Lady grabbed him by the shirt, pushed him against the wall, and said, “Fight like a man, you cocksucker, because that’s more of a chance than you gave Benny when you abused him in your office.”
Dr. Marcus tried to run for the door, but the Gold Lady knocked him down with a swift karate chop and told him to get up again. Dr. Marcus went to the bookshelf and threw vases, books, and any other knick-knacks, but the Gold Lady kicked them all down with her ass-kicking high heels. He got out a gun, but she dodged his shots so fast that he ran out of bullets. She kicked his ass real good, picked up her mobile phone and put it in her purse, and walked back to the movie theatre.
“Feuille 10″ will be posted on October 3, 2008.
©2001-2008 shindotv
Tags: art, Banker's Hill, creative writing, drawing, fiction, haute couture, Issey Miyake, NSFW, the Gold Lady, The Matrix, Uncategorized
