Joshua Minton’s blog entry “Why You Shouldn’t Fuck With English Students” got me thinking of the killer of the Virginia Tech shootings. In recent years, we’ve had our series of tragedies with the proverbial bad apples as the perpetrators: the Oklahoma bombers, the Columbine shooters, members of al-Quaeda, and now a lonely, anti-social misfit of an English major.
McVeigh’s crimes drew scant attention to domestic terrorists, while the aftermath of the Columbine shooters made the lives of school children miserable as security was increased and black as a fashion color was looked upon with suspicion by lily white parents. A big part of the Middle East was punished for 9/11 and airline travelers have had to endure more hassles ever since. Now, will there be a backlash against English majors?
I hope not. The crime is simply heinous. The kid was greatly fucked up. I have to applaud the creative writing teacher who tried to get him to see a counselor. Unfortunately, he didn’t want to get help and she couldn’t force him. Talk about a horse that wouldn’t drink after being led to water.
Here’s my attempt at damage control for the rest of us English majors.
Some really cool English majors include:
Emma Thompson
Dave Barry
Reese Witherspoon
Sting
me and some of my friends
Update: AOL has copies of two of his disturbing works.

